Crème De La Penis

Male ejaculate; typically used instead of words such as "cum" or "jizz". Predominantly used ironically or comedicly to mock pretentious vocabulary.

I didn't "juzzle his cum", I indulges in his Crème de la penis.

by DaddyDroid9000 December 30, 2018

Crème De La Penis

Prestige Version of cum

swallow my crème de la penis.

by @Sxb04- Instagram November 9, 2020

Crème de la penis

Cum, spunk or sperm

Boy: OMG you just made me crème de la penis

by Lol💋🍬 April 5, 2019