Cow Tipped 

When you get dumped by a fat chick, or a chick who is just a cow in general.

"Dude, E just got dumped by his gf."

"Who was his gf?"

"Her" *points to chick across the room*

"Dude, he got cow tipped."

Cow Tipped by Psas May 21, 2009

cow-tipper

The male equivalent of the term homewrecker.

A male who pursues married women.

A female is referred to as a homewrecker when she participates in the destruction of another relationship, figuratively speaking she destroys the house. A male therefore engaging in similar behavior could be said to have tipped another man's cow over.

Also useful as a verb, to cow-tip.

"But your married! What do I look like? Some kind of cow-tipper?"

"Her poolboy moonlights as a cowtipper."

As another form of expressions "I had to dump her, the milk goes sour after the cow has been tipped."

cow-tipper by Drkpaladin February 20, 2011

cow tipper

A cow tipper is a person who engages in the act of cow tipping (also known as cowtipping). That is, a cow tipper will go up to a sleeping cow, push on it very hard, and make it fall to the ground.

1) I want to be a cow tipper.
2) I tipped a cow, therefore I am a cow tipper.

cow tipper by ChigglyWiggly October 31, 2008

Cow Tipper

There is always that guy who is a "man whore" but usually just sleeps with ugly bitches this guy is called a Cow Tipper

"Yeah dude I sleep with a lot bitches "

"Darius those bitches were ugly I dont know if I feel bad for you or your penis you cow tipper"

Cow Tipper by Gailisaqueerfucker February 25, 2017

Cow tipper

When a female jack her Titty off, while feeling the sexual sensation she pinched her nipple and lactates Milk from her Tit.

Ex. Man she’s cow tipping rn

Cow tipper

Cow tipper by Titty Slayer9669 December 3, 2019

Houdini Cow tipper

At the end of a standard Houdini tip the heavy set woman over and yell MOO!!!

"So i hear Micheal Anthony Bonilla pulled a Houdini Cow tipper on some bitch last night" "dude he crashed at my house last night" "well your mom does qualify"

Houdini Cow tipper by JakeHomberg-HoudiniGrandmaster April 11, 2010

Cow Tipper

Originally a Minecraft achievement, it is used to define someone who fucks cows.

Omari: fuck you small dick rocker thats why you're a cow tipper
Jonathan: what the fuck man

Cow Tipper by NathanielDavis November 15, 2024