Cousife

Cousife means you married your husband's first cousin.

Cousin-in-law: I'm a Cousife

by Sakurakage May 15, 2021

cousinette

a cousin of the female gender. (similar to how in spanish prima is the feminine form of cousin).

I have 2 cousins named John and Steve and 1 cousinette namd Leslie.

by tyrannyrocks May 20, 2009

Cousineau

The most mispronounced last name, ever.

Sounds and Possiblily comes from frence backgrounds.

Very Small Percentage of U.S. Citizens have this Last name.

Hello, ms. "Koozin-ei-ou-ugh" so how do I say your last name. Its Cousineau

by GCF Queen March 30, 2009

Cousifey

When you're so platonicly in love with someone who's like a cousin to you and you wanna be their wifey so bad.

Cupcake: damn I love you so much but we're like cousins
Emily: I mean we could be cousifey's
Cupcake: Bet lip bite
Benson: AYO AIN'T THAT INCEST?!?

by 321 ur mum 123 January 12, 2022

Cousineau Complex

Cousineau complex is a psychological defense mechanism that compensates for lack of talent or skill. It is best seen as devoting an obscene amount of time to an activity one is not good at in an attempt, but never to become good.

Hank has a Cousineau complex which causes him to have an inflated sense of his own talent and skills

by E42 April 22, 2019

cousined

when you are purposed cock slapped from behind

DeMarcus Cousin from Kentucky purposely cousined Da'Sean Butler from West Virginia in the testicles during the 2010 Elite Eight.

by groff6 March 27, 2010

cousies

A New Zealand-ism referring to one's cousins, or extended family. Can be used to include extended family, friends etc.

Lets go grab the cousies first and then head up to Big T Takeaways for a mean feed.

by Graham 'Cous' Taylor July 4, 2006