Country as Fuck
Abbrevation: CAF
Originally coined in a small town in South Jersey, It is used as an insult for those who dress or act like southern folk, but just can't get it right. Typical cases of CAF are often found at country concerts, heavily intoxicated, and only there for an excuse to drink. Also found in rich suburbs with one or two farms who use the labor of illegal immigrants not themselves. They play country music when in public or at parties, but don't understand it or its philosophy, making them return to their main steam "coon tunes" when alone or with close friends.
Country as Fuck males are often seen with attractive, high maintenance, and niave females. These girls, once hooked up with a true backwoods boy, never go back to the poser.
Originally coined in a small town in South Jersey, It is used as an insult for those who dress or act like southern folk, but just can't get it right. Typical cases of CAF are often found at country concerts, heavily intoxicated, and only there for an excuse to drink. Also found in rich suburbs with one or two farms who use the labor of illegal immigrants not themselves. They play country music when in public or at parties, but don't understand it or its philosophy, making them return to their main steam "coon tunes" when alone or with close friends.
Country as Fuck males are often seen with attractive, high maintenance, and niave females. These girls, once hooked up with a true backwoods boy, never go back to the poser.
Typical city girl: "See that guy with the 55 gallon drum stacks on his rotted out truck? He is so Country!"
Backwoods boy: "Sweetheart, with his outfit of a Walmart cowboy hat, and sleeveless flannel he ain't foolin' anyone. White ray bans, basketball shorts, and a pair of neon pink high top Jordans too? Gimme a break! He ain't Country, he's Country as Fuck!"
Bought truck: "I don't have big tires with my store bought lifted truck, how come you do?"
Built truck: "Because you are Country as Fuck!"
Backwoods boy: "Sweetheart, with his outfit of a Walmart cowboy hat, and sleeveless flannel he ain't foolin' anyone. White ray bans, basketball shorts, and a pair of neon pink high top Jordans too? Gimme a break! He ain't Country, he's Country as Fuck!"
Bought truck: "I don't have big tires with my store bought lifted truck, how come you do?"
Built truck: "Because you are Country as Fuck!"
Country as Fuck by Dougwashere September 3, 2014
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