Count it

After an insult is made, make motion with hands similar to a basketball free throw and proceed to yell "count it" showing your superiority to whoever you just tooled on.

YOUR MOM!!!!! COUNT IT (free throw motion)

by Barney Keller March 09, 2003

Count it

The process of counting it; some people may say "THAT'S RIGHT" or "HELLZ YEAH." Mature men and women often dismiss such feable expressions and in return COUNT IT!!!!

pHillyDMAN: bofl mr enigma
MrEnigma 2: what
pHillyDMAN: just givin u a few bofles !?!?
* pHillyDMAN hands you two bofles
pHillyDMAN: count it
MrEnigma 2: oh im countin it

pHillyDMAN: a guy cant use his boobs to get chicks
pHillyDMAN: a girl can use her boobs to get guys tho, plz count it

pHillyDMAN: RUN BITCH RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
pHillyDMAN: COUNT IT PUP COUNT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by hohoh0 February 04, 2003

no 'count

A person who isn't worth anything. Useless, trash, etc.

That Crissy is a no 'count mother.

by CrissyIsAMudshark October 02, 2004

The Count

The pimp of Sesame Street. One badass mothafucka. Always counting the days his ho's miss in paying him.

Dave Chappelle: The Count: Bitch how maaanny times must I tell you to brrring my cash in *smack* 1 slap *smack* 2 slaps, 2 slaps, aah ah ah ah ahaaa

by Some pot smoking retard May 23, 2007

no count

A Southern expression, meaning no good, or thats bad. Similar to no dice.

When the pawn shop looked at the VCR they said, "we will not take it because it is no count."

by Andrew D. August 07, 2006

Counting

The incremental process that we teach to our 3 year olds so that they know how to accurately articulate the number of desired cookies. Counting is sometimes used to achieve an election result, but more often is seen in the private sector as a mechanism of identifying the millionth product sold by a given manufacturer.

Ted: How did they figure out who bought the billionth McDonald's cheeseburger?

Ralph: They were counting.

by Kate Sjostrand February 14, 2008

count

Drug purchashing and inventory skills. The knowledge of how much weed one should get for a given price. Essentially, it is the typical street value for your area.

Can you believe he paid $50 for 2 grams! Man, that kid does NOT know his count. What a custy!

by eSentrik27 November 13, 2007