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Hot and sexy older woman, usually in her 40’s or 50’s, single or married, who is on the "hunt" for a much younger, energetic, willing-to-do-anything male. The cougar can frequently be seen in a padded bra, cleavage exposed, propped up against a bar waiting, watching, calculating; gearing up to sink her claws into an innocent young and strapping buck who happens to cross her path. True cougars are classy, beautiful creatures and are real head turners. Man is cougar's number one prey!
Cougar Formula: Younger Age < Older Age/2 + 7
by m99 October 10, 2009
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Cougar

A cougar is a dried up hag of a women who in a vain attempt to feel attractive and vibrant resorts to hinting of sexual availability or making themselves sexually available to any horny young man indiscriminate enough to use them, a barn yard animal or any other hole he can find to facilitate achieving orgasm.

Cougars are easily spotted by over-stressed, over-died, dry frizzy hair or wigs, large amount of facial makeup in the forms of blush, mascara’s , eye shadows and concealers, fake eyelashes and also fake fingernails, push up bra’s under revealing tops and sometimes though not as common breast augmentations and permanent and non-permanent butt pads and buttock enhancements.

Though it is true that most young men do not find cougars attractive in a conventional sense and are rarely seen with one outside of a bar or night club type setting the young man’s sex drive especially when their inhibitions have been lowered by alcohol consumption will win out over his mental and moral objections as well as the physical non-attractiveness issue he may feel towards the cougar and he will attempt to have a sexual encounter with her. The cougar well aware of this fact is most often spotted in such environments.

Cougars are very acceptable to false flattery even when it is highly fictionalized. Young men who pursue cougars find that the further from the truth the flattery is the better the chance of him reaching his objective. As a result this technique is extremely common.
That cougar checking you out is old enough to be your mother.
by Dr.Sadbuttrue October 12, 2012
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A 35+ female sexual predator who prowls looking for younger males (usually 10+ years younger) to use as a fuck buddy. Typically wears (and displays glimpses of) lingerie and stockings. Outfits herself with Rystique.com clubwear apparel to lure and catch her prey. A MILF on the prowl. Flashes teeth when about to pounce.
At midnite, she looked coyote ugly. But by 3, she had morphed to a cougar!
by GQ22 October 29, 2007
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A hot older woman. Older woman must be hot to be a cougar.
Matt spent the entire night hitting on the divorced cougars in the corner last Saturday.
by rschipdaddy October 19, 2013
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An old ugly women over the age of 30 who frquents clubs and bars in search of having sex with a young guy
by mdog March 21, 2003
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