Couch potato

Someone who lies on the sofa every spare moment of his/her life, watching television and normally eating.

Homer Simpson from The Simpsons

"You're such a couch potato!"

by RabbidSquirrel October 15, 2006

Couch potato

When your watching the same tv show all day and it was 11:00 am now its 5:00 o'clock and you realize your stuck on the couch

Bob: dude I can get up
Joe: why?
Bob: because I am becoming a couch potato, dont ruin my zen!
Joe:🤨

by You know what I mean January 5, 2021

Couch potato

When a guy sits on the couch and smokes a cigarette while getting a blowjob

Hey you wanna play a drinking game?
No how about we play couch potato

by Mr susu November 21, 2018

Couch potato

A person who sits and watches to much TV

that girl Kali is the true definition of a couch potato.

by Indica wishes May 11, 2018

couch potato

a lazy person who does nothing but sit on the couch and watch television(see also sofa spud)

Please don't lie around like a couch potato. Get up and do something productive.

by Light Joker January 18, 2005

The Couch Potato

The act of sneaking into a house in the middle of the night in order to conceal oneself in a couch. Then cutting a hole the size of the assailants penis into the couch cushion. Then when the perspective victims mother sits on the couch she will be in for quite a surprise. (let's all hope the mother sits down first)

Brendan: "Did you hear about Billy; he's in the hospital,"

Jon: "Ya I heard 12in Joe tried to give his MILF mom the couch potato but he sat down first,"

by 12in Joe May 9, 2010

couch potato

its a person who would not get off his butt from the couch (playing video games or tv)

Ryan:stop being a couch potato and come play outside

by reee master May 15, 2020