Skip to main content
n) johnson. hammer. variation of 'cock'. Started by the Jerky Boys (inadvertantly, though, as I'm sure they don't even know they said it during one of their pranks however it's gotten fantastic mileage with a bunch of punks from NJ)
Shawn: How's your cotz?
Jeff: Not bad, better get on the Parkway Souse soon.
cotz by peasandqueues April 1, 2008
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
(n) johnson. hammer. variation of 'cock'. Started by the Jerky Boys (inadvertantly, though, as I'm sure they don't even know they said it during one of their pranks however it's gotten fantastic mileage with a bunch of punks from NJ)
Shawn: How's your cotz?
Jeff: Not bad, better get on the Parkway Souse soon.
cotz by peasandqueues March 31, 2008
Related Words
cotz • cotza • Cotzwalop • Cotzy
A loving Italian familly who would do anything to keep it together. They will try to make the world a better place and make the people around them happy. Eventhough they look very positive and happy, they usually all have a different darkside. Cotza's will look like they have a lot of luck but somehow it will get destroyed or will be useless. It's rare to find a cotza but if you do, don't ever leave them. You need someone like a cotza in your life, they will do anything to see you smile. They are very loyal and emotional, they won't ask for help when they need it but love it if you show interest.
Ow, this person really brings joy to the whole party

It's got to be a cotza
cotza by Happypigy October 10, 2017

Cotzwalop 

Cotzwalop is a word that under educated people use when they can't spell codswallop.
Kno ie doewnt wont tooo, youere torking cotzwalop.
man i wish i was as good as "Cotzy"
Cotzy by Norskingen July 26, 2024
More from Urban Dictionary
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
Load more