The act of soaking a cotton ball in any type of alcohol until the cotton ball is saturated. One then places the cotton ball up their butt in order to quicken the effects of being drunk.
by MedMen October 13, 2010
girl 1: Damn, I can't stop thinking about him. I can't sleep at night because of him and I miss him every second. I'm such a cotton ball.
girl 2: You sure are.
girl 2: You sure are.
by Disenchantress. March 22, 2021
The sqraunched up little kleenex tissues you find in the garbage by the computer used to wipe away any ejaculate that was expelled as a result of wacking off to porn or any online erotica.
by bodanglez91 July 06, 2010
by Chuck Bucket April 14, 2005
An old lady who has complely white curly hair. cotton balls can be seen at the pharmacy or at your local grocery store. (also see Cotton Field)
Dude1: some stupid cotton ball put a dent in my door today while i was parked at Wal-Mart.
Dude2: maybe you shouldn't park near the handicap section anymore.
Dude2: maybe you shouldn't park near the handicap section anymore.
by Justiceemu February 07, 2009
by TallicaD00d February 28, 2005
"That bitch gave me a mean pair of cotton balls, and it hurts so good."
"I'll just find some girl and ask her to give me a pair of cotton balls."
"It's like smokin' weed...with your balls." -Rob
"I'll just find some girl and ask her to give me a pair of cotton balls."
"It's like smokin' weed...with your balls." -Rob
by ghizmo May 03, 2007