cottaging

the act of cumming in a girls vagina and continuing the pumping action. This churns the cum into a cottage cheese like substance.

Tasmin was really horny the other night so her boyfriend decided a cottaging was in order.

by Hammiolo October 12, 2008

cottaging

the act of casual sex with someone in the public bogs usually poofs cottage

fucking hell man wooow do you know what the fuck i was thinking about
what
cottaging have you went bastard cottaging before
no but i was cottaging to find a fucking cottage
your a dickhead

by Jackroll March 31, 2006

cottage of love

a place in the middle of the forest where Baxter and Donkey lived and *made music*

person 1: hey have you heard about the cottage of love?

person 2: hell yeah!

by AlphabetTing August 20, 2019

cottage girls

An online cult filled with crazed individuals that relentlessly harass Baillie Martin and her loved ones. They hold an infamous feud with Barron Trump’s fandom, the caviars, along with the Russian government, Harvard University, and the Vampire Weekend fans of Reddit. No one really knows why they exist or what their purpose is, but they definitely make themselves known.

Unknowing victim: “I just got a DM on Instagram from some people called the cottage girls, they asked me to help them with their manfiesto.”

Me: “BLOCK THEM!”

by Fleshmonster November 12, 2021

cottage cheese

Visible and pronounced cellulite

She shouldn't be wearing spandex with cottage cheese like that.

by Alicatt October 25, 2002

cottage core

someone who’s style/aesthetic is like snow whites. u love to pick flowers and stroll through quiet meadows. and baking treats and wearing blousy dresses and shirts. you’re very kind hearted and you’re super sweet

me: wow i wish i had cottage core aesthetic

also me: i wanna be trendy😗✌️

by aestheticnaming April 15, 2020

Cottage Fire

Rubbng one out in an outhouse with a flaming STD.

Wow! That cottage fire I had last night is still burning.

by May2Keg June 1, 2007