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Cottage Cheesing

Cottage Cheesing is when you suck off an old guy and then spit the cum into a jar, let it harden, then chisel it out and smoke it. Then as your smoking it, it runs down your throat giving you a warm sensation throughout your entire body. It is called "cottage cheese" Because as it's settling in the jar it resembles cottage cheese.
Guy #1: Hey man, want to go cottage cheesing?

Guy #2: Sure I know where a bunch of old guys hang out, it's a great spot!

Guy #1: Awesome! I'm starting to run out of cum!

Guy #2: Ya me too!
by MarkLP May 11, 2010
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Cottage cheesing

slang for when you're so stoned your body is moving in slow motion and your brain is lagging.
guy 1: "Holy shit dude i'm cottage cheesing"

guy 2: "Bruh you needa stop smoking so damn much"
by itstylerrr February 2, 2023
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