gumnut cottage is a person who is not the smartest an kinda small brain.they go to a school caled "gumnut cottage"were they do work but for less smart people like they are in 7th grade for example but they acted like childish and learn easier stuff then they would be 7th grade but learn way easier stuff like how to rite a proper sentence.(*_*)
by its your boy skinny penis December 5, 2019
Homosexual sex act. One man fills another man's anal cavity with cottage cheese and the has anal sex with him to completion. Afterwards the mixture of blood, cum, shit, and cottage cheese is scooped into a bowl and eaten by one or both participants.
by mitch71h November 20, 2014
When the surface of a rear end (usually female) is dimpled and uneven with cellulite so that it resembles cottage cheese.
by Mister A. February 12, 2009
A seasonal medical condition that arises on a Monday after or a Friday prior to a nice weekend in the summer in which the reported back pain is directly proportional to the sunniness and temperature outside; results in one’s inability to come to work on the affected Monday or Friday and he/she having a three-day weekend that is likely spent drinking beer on the dock at his/her cottage or cabin while his/her co-workers pick up the slack back at the office.
My co-worker came down with cottage back; it prevented her from coming into work last Friday, and when she came in on Monday, her back was fine, and she also had a tan.
by Mrs. Columbia June 12, 2008
George Michael loves e-cottaging, he prefers it to real cottaging because he can do it at home in his slippers and dressing gown.
by WelshAsian January 12, 2012
the act of watching hard core porn and jerking off with your friends at a cottage. and getting a pink teddy bear, cutting a whole in it, and fucking it.
by chriserin March 12, 2020
I knocked at lady cottage but she wouldn't let me through the doors, she had a nice front door the backdoor was hanging of it's hinges, the red shutters are down at lady cottage
by Whitebits January 15, 2009