cotecchia

Addicted to makeup. They smell blush and inhale powder. They are either very tall or very short, never in the middle. They tend to look like our decendts according to darwin, the monkeys. No one has the balls to take care of something as energetic as a cotecchia. Be cautious, they can be VERY dangerous when angry.

G1: Watch out everyone, there comes cotecchia

G2: Holy crap!

G3: How are you even sure it's her?

G1: Because her makeup is so shinny you can see it from miles away!

Cotecchia: HI GUYS! Like, how are you doing? Like I am doing great! Are you guys like doing something tonight? If not, you should like definetly come to my place! Like I will bake my amazing brownies!

G2: For fuck's sake

Cotecchia: So are you guys coming? Because like

G1: Go to hell you face of sica

cotecchia by majdoauusna January 31, 2017

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cotecchia

Someone with huge teeth and small butt. They are either extremely tall or extremely short. They are very energetic

Oh there comes a cotecchia, everyone hide!

cotecchia by majdoauusna January 31, 2017

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Cotecchia

Short for Cotecchione. A dorky type. Sort of endearing but also inevitably a corny spaz.

"sei proprio una cotecchia" (SMH)

Cotecchia by Jackopop November 14, 2022

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Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

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The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
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Ain't no use in goin back,
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