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Coronahbitch

1. noun ~ (coro-nah-bitch) used to describe a person who pops up out of nowhere like a velociraptor to screw up one friend’s efforts to promote another friend’s services on Facebook during a global Coronavirus Pandemic for no good reason whatsoever

2. Used as an interjection (coro-NAH-bish) to express level of blowness
Call my girl Kathy to cut your hair bc she will make house calls amidst viral pandemic to earn your business while making you look flawless like me
— In Comments —

1. Nikki - my kid needs a haircut! I want an appointment.
Rebecca - Nah I’ll come give your kid a slightly janky cut for free Nikki!
(Rebecca is being a Coronahbitch)

2. Nikki - my kid needs a haircut! I want an appointment
Rebecca - nah I’ll come give your kid a slightly janky cut for free!
Basically Everyone - CoroNahBitch, thats fucked up
Coronahbitch by YouAshhole March 19, 2020
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