i cornwallised your mama last night.
by Luciano Moretti February 7, 2008
County stuck on the arse-end of England. Deluded locals think they live in a separate country. The rest of England doesn't care because it is a third-world shit- hole. Arrogant student surfers everywhere. A lobotomy is required to swim in the sea as it's so cold.
Aharghhhhh me heartiieeeesssss, I comes from Cornwall so I be betterrrrrr than you. Now give me my government handouts! Aharrrrggggghh!
by Truthtellersunited November 18, 2014
A lewd but ambiguous sexual act. It's implied that cornwalling is something done in places with populations of less than 5 000 and more farm animals than people.
You remember that country chick we met at the bar last night? I ended up cornwalling her in a barn with her cousin Earl!
by IIscariot September 6, 2011
person 1 - "Hey, missed you at the gym last night."
person 2 - "Sorry I got dizzy, waiting for payday, girl had me running errands, and then had happy hour after work."
person 1 - "Dude, your such a cornwaller."
person 2 - "Sorry I got dizzy, waiting for payday, girl had me running errands, and then had happy hour after work."
person 1 - "Dude, your such a cornwaller."
by sissipher February 1, 2013
1.) a mixed martial arts fighter, who's actual christened name blows. 2.) a General in the movie "patriot". 3.) a stinky queer. 4.) a half irish, half jew, but slightly italian drunk.
by Fomede August 31, 2009
"That guy over there is a real Cornwallis."
"Holy crap bro, your breath smells like a bag full of cornwallises!"
"I'm going to kick that guy right in his cornwallis."
"Holy crap bro, your breath smells like a bag full of cornwallises!"
"I'm going to kick that guy right in his cornwallis."
by smokey mcsmokersun February 3, 2010
A small, boring town in upstate New York (or downstate, depending on your point of view. It's an hour away from the city.) It is mostly suburbs, apart from Main Street (where almost everything is closed down) and some rural parts in Mountainville. One of the only interests in Cornwall is sports. The mascot for the schools is, inexplicably, the dragon. Most younger people living in Cornwall will say that they can't wait to get out if it, as there is hardly anything at all to do.
Despite its proximity to Newburgh, there are really no gangs or violence outside of teenage "mischief" and the Maplehurst Inn (home to crazy homeless people, one might say).
It's a solidly middle-class town, but in Cornwall-on-Hudson, it's pretty high-class. It's divided into Cornwall, the Village of Cornwall, Cornwall-on-Hudson (which is along the Hudson river), and Mountainville. It's close to New Windsor, Washingtonville, Salisbury Mills, West Point, and Newburgh.
AKA: C-Wall, Craphole
Despite its proximity to Newburgh, there are really no gangs or violence outside of teenage "mischief" and the Maplehurst Inn (home to crazy homeless people, one might say).
It's a solidly middle-class town, but in Cornwall-on-Hudson, it's pretty high-class. It's divided into Cornwall, the Village of Cornwall, Cornwall-on-Hudson (which is along the Hudson river), and Mountainville. It's close to New Windsor, Washingtonville, Salisbury Mills, West Point, and Newburgh.
AKA: C-Wall, Craphole
Person 1: Where are you?
Person 2: Uh, Cornwall?
Person 1: ...
Person 2: It's between Newburgh and West Point.
Person 2: Ohhh...
Person 1: Yeah. It sucks.
Person 2: Uh, Cornwall?
Person 1: ...
Person 2: It's between Newburgh and West Point.
Person 2: Ohhh...
Person 1: Yeah. It sucks.
by eloquent.observer March 8, 2009