A fictitious colonel who attempts to persuade (and extort) the listener into purchasing corn. Colonel Cornelius Cornwall makes his appearance in a video published by Slimecicle on December 5th, 2018.
by MinitrueEmployee December 22, 2020
From the earth I rise, and to the earth I will one day return.
What's up, mothershuckers? My name is colonel cornelius Cornwall, and I'm here today to introduce you to:
corn
Corn is a North American serial plant. It yields large kernels on a cob.
It is also called 'maize' because of how easy it is to get lost in its incredible flavor.
Side effects of corn may include... Uh, choking, I guess.
Come on down today, and try some corn or we will sacrifice your newborn-
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What's up, mothershuckers? My name is colonel cornelius Cornwall, and I'm here today to introduce you to:
corn
Corn is a North American serial plant. It yields large kernels on a cob.
It is also called 'maize' because of how easy it is to get lost in its incredible flavor.
Side effects of corn may include... Uh, choking, I guess.
Come on down today, and try some corn or we will sacrifice your newborn-
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by bluevanman69 December 18, 2020
Insert the nozzle of a canned whip cream dispenser into a woman's ass. Fill her ass with whip cream until it overflows and forms a 10 inch cream pie between the cheeks of her ass. Sprinkles optional. First timers use cherries.
by Doctor 420 June 5, 2014
The school on the hill, overlooking the sea that moulds boys into men of might. It is the most prestigious secondary institution in Jamaica and is home to a number of world greats. It is often compared to a number of other mediocre institutions, but is in a class of its own at the top.
by Theguruhimself001 December 25, 2021
The opposite of a Southdowns Gent. He is not cool, calm and collected. Usually much better than those PBHS and St Albans nerds at least. These boys are known for either dribbling girls or receiving rejection.
Miley: My husband is so cool, he never gets nervous or scared.
Liam: Well they do call me a Cornwall Hill Boy after all.
Liam: Well they do call me a Cornwall Hill Boy after all.
by maxCornwallHillBoy July 2, 2019
by see you in cornwall March 28, 2017
when you can't afford a trip to switzerland to kill yourself so you just go yeet off a cliff in cornwall cause there's nothing good there but the cliffs.
another way of saying to commit suicide.
another way of saying to commit suicide.
by fjordan June 17, 2022