Sammy Sosa and his personal trainer agreed that a combination of cork and steroids is whats best to inflate his stats.
by TheAznSensation May 6, 2004
by AaronCameron September 11, 2008
Read somewhere in small platoons in Vietnam they had a drug called CORK , it was a suppository to prevent defecation when out on a mission.
by Crpetersena January 12, 2009
Jane: "Oh my God! How did she die??"
Coroner: "It seemed she was corked and suffocated to death ma'am."
Jane: "Oh... Ew."
Coroner: "It seemed she was corked and suffocated to death ma'am."
Jane: "Oh... Ew."
by SammyBoi720 February 14, 2020
another name for a retard, short for Corky Thatcher (balding firecrotch down syndrome kid from Life Goes On)
1) Damn, look at that cork over there, there's drool all over him! 2) Dude, you're acting like a cork.
by Your Daddy October 28, 2003
A specific type of lockable dildo which a he-female dominatrix places in the anus of her slutboy to accentuate his feminization. Usually the obedient fully dressed ladyboy wears the cork when his Mistress and him are walking and acting in public. He must smile, interact, and obey as if his slit-ass was not completely jammed by his mistress' power. The proper use of a cork makes for a major enhancement of the understanding by boys and men of the social, psychological, and physical constraints of old-fashioned womanhood.
The slutboy (on a high pitch tone): When I sit, I strongly feel the cork.
The mistress: Sit pretty then, cross your legs tight, and serve me some tea.
The mistress: Sit pretty then, cross your legs tight, and serve me some tea.
by Ysengrim January 2, 2004
Corking occurs when someone is about to shit themselves and another person inserts their index finger into their anus
Oh I'm so glad I corked you in time or there would be shit everywhere. That corking saved us a lot of mess.
by the corkstsar November 21, 2015