A sexual achievement in which you have standing anal sex at 1:00 in the morning on the central, top-floor balcony of your pre-booked room at Commodore by the Beach hotel in Galveston, Texas with your date, who has lubed herself with a stick of unsalted butter, while listening to Corey Hart's "Sunglasses at Night," wearing sunglasses, smoking a cigarette or joint (as long as its something) from the corner of your mouth and appreciating the bay view.
by B205 April 12, 2019