The Cordanian can only be performed by a Jordanian male, a Canadian male, with a
female of any nationality.
First, the Canadian
will act really polite - as they’re known for - and offer the
broad some maple syrup. Before she can answer he then takes the handful of it in his hand (which was behind his back) and smashes it onto her face and mouth before entering her orally.
The Jordanian then walks up from behind to
see if everything is ok and generously offer up some hummus, because who the fuck doesn’t love hummus amirite? Before anyone can really acknowledge this kind gesture, a fistful of hummus - which again was in his hand behind his own back - is literally slapped onto the vaginal/anal area of the chick, then immediately penetrated in
one swift movement.
During this three
way at some point, the Jordanian
will say “mobsoot!”, which indicates a quick switching of holes, or conversely the Canadian
may say “Tim Horton’s,
eh!?” which also indicates a switch.
After several
hole swaps and possibly several hours of maple syrup, hummus, and whatever bodily fluids have emerged from each orifice getting sloppily mixed together, the guys then both
cum on the girl then go out and have Italian food together (typically Olive Garden).
Dude 1: Yo, did you hear about J and Mat? They gave some broad a Cordanian - AGAIN. That’s the fourth time this week!
Dude 2: No way! They are gonna get
fat from eating all that Olive Garden.
