by Definitions😊 July 5, 2016
A popular restaurant with the geriatric crowd because of the denture friendly buffet selection. It is also the prefered habitat of the ass flu virus. Extreme caution should be taken when eating there, unless you have a colonoscopy coming up.
Dude, I got talked into going to Golden Coral at lunch. Now I'm felling scule. Before too long I'll have a raging case of the ass flu.
by Matt Simmons October 17, 2006
1. A place where every old person in America comes to die.
2. Also known as Cape Coma after a song called "Escape From Cape Coma" by the now broken up band Twisted Method. Named for how incredibly boring it is.
3. Where, for some completely insane reason, tourists like to come. No one's really sure why because, well, see number 2.
4. Where scene kids live. You see them everywhere, especially at Marquee Cinemas on a Friday night. And you can't forget about the 13 year old sluts/cocaine addicts! Because of the extreme amount of scene kids, there is tons of drama.
2. Also known as Cape Coma after a song called "Escape From Cape Coma" by the now broken up band Twisted Method. Named for how incredibly boring it is.
3. Where, for some completely insane reason, tourists like to come. No one's really sure why because, well, see number 2.
4. Where scene kids live. You see them everywhere, especially at Marquee Cinemas on a Friday night. And you can't forget about the 13 year old sluts/cocaine addicts! Because of the extreme amount of scene kids, there is tons of drama.
1. Old guy: "Honey, why did we move here again?" Old lady: "It's the perfect place to die."
2. Cape resident 1: "What are we doing this weekend?" Cape resident 2: "Absolutely nothing. We live in Cape Coma, dumbass.
3. Tourist 1: Let's go to Cape Coral on vacation! It's soooo nice there." Tourist 2: "It sure is! Let's go to Sun Splash, that will be a blast!" Tourist 3: "This is going to be the best vacation ever!" Cape resident: *Gags*
4. Scene kid 1: "Hey lets go to the movies tonight, and then after we can do some cocaine to keep us so incredibly skinny." Scene kid 2: "Yeah, I have to dye my hair black for the 2839479823th time this year, so you guys can help me." Scene kid 2: "I have to get 8 more piercings to be a hXc scene kid, so I can't go. I'll tell my little sister to go, she's really easy and does cocaine, and she's the most hXc scene kid in her middle school."
2. Cape resident 1: "What are we doing this weekend?" Cape resident 2: "Absolutely nothing. We live in Cape Coma, dumbass.
3. Tourist 1: Let's go to Cape Coral on vacation! It's soooo nice there." Tourist 2: "It sure is! Let's go to Sun Splash, that will be a blast!" Tourist 3: "This is going to be the best vacation ever!" Cape resident: *Gags*
4. Scene kid 1: "Hey lets go to the movies tonight, and then after we can do some cocaine to keep us so incredibly skinny." Scene kid 2: "Yeah, I have to dye my hair black for the 2839479823th time this year, so you guys can help me." Scene kid 2: "I have to get 8 more piercings to be a hXc scene kid, so I can't go. I'll tell my little sister to go, she's really easy and does cocaine, and she's the most hXc scene kid in her middle school."
by sklhflskjdf May 21, 2008
by Jeff25 April 28, 2008
1.
n. The latest album from band The Distillers containing eleven tracks and running for a total of forty-five minutes and seven seconds. The CD contains the tracks:
Drain the Blood, Dismantle Me, Die On A Rope, The Gallow Is God, Coral Fang, The Hunger, Beat Your Heart Out, Love Is Paranoid, For Tonight You're Only Here To Know and Death Sex.
2. The fifth track on the album of the same name by punk rock band, The Distillers.
n. The latest album from band The Distillers containing eleven tracks and running for a total of forty-five minutes and seven seconds. The CD contains the tracks:
Drain the Blood, Dismantle Me, Die On A Rope, The Gallow Is God, Coral Fang, The Hunger, Beat Your Heart Out, Love Is Paranoid, For Tonight You're Only Here To Know and Death Sex.
2. The fifth track on the album of the same name by punk rock band, The Distillers.
by Nora March 13, 2004
Where all the girls are sluts, no matter the age, and everyone's a "thug" who is "from" Boston, New York, Jersey, or Chicago, and since they are "from" up north they are automatically a "gangsta" and can shot your ass.
Also a good place for anyone over the age of seventy to retire. The young whipper-snappers here wont bother you at all. They are all talk I promise. Your house is safe, just make sure to hide your weed stash.
Also a good place for anyone over the age of seventy to retire. The young whipper-snappers here wont bother you at all. They are all talk I promise. Your house is safe, just make sure to hide your weed stash.
Stupid Cape Coral Kid: "Yo dawg you best not mess with me. I'm from Boston and I can shot your ass."
Cape Coral Kid 2: "Oh really? Cause I'm from Boston too and I can't do shit."
Cape Coral Kid 2: "Oh really? Cause I'm from Boston too and I can't do shit."
by :)Kauwieee!<3 May 12, 2009
Chris - Bruh wanna go to Cape Coral for vacation
Tony- Nah everyone there is old and mean. They don’t even know how to drive
Tony- Nah everyone there is old and mean. They don’t even know how to drive
by Official Truth March 18, 2018