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While being patted down, one reaches back and grabs the crotch and/or breasts of the police officer...man or woman.
Mikey: "Excuse me ma'am, you have very nice breastasis." *Cops a feel*

Chuck: "Hey Mikey, why are you in jail for two months just for speeding?"

Mikey: "Well, I pulled the cop a cop move during my pat down."

Chuck: "Tell me it was a female officer."

Mikey: "Yes, and she had excellent breastasis!!"
Cop a Cop by BricklayerTCK June 13, 2009

cop-a-like 

When you see a car that resembles a police cruiser. Might be a Crown Vic, Mercury Grand Marquis, or something newer. It forces you to slow down and drive more carefully than you care to admit.
"Hey man, you're going too fast, there's a cop up ahead. Slow it down."
"Nah, that's just a grandma driving her Grand Marquis cop-a-like boat."
cop-a-like by totalg33k November 1, 2013

Cop a plea 

To offer an unsatisfactory explanation after being called out.
"I address you and every time you cop a plea."
Cop a plea by lachi music September 12, 2018

cop a feel 

To feel on a woman's breasts or buttox; usually when she is not expecting it. Often followed up by a slap in the face.
"Susan was looking so great that I got behind her in line and copped a feel, she immediately turned around and slapped me."
cop a feel by Kristen December 3, 2003

cop a flintch 

The act of hanging on the back of a police car bumper while its driving on a snowy road.

See Skitching
Dang bob we're late for school, no problem Richie, let's cop a flintch on that cop car.
cop a flintch by WhiteRichie November 24, 2018

Cop a spray 

To get angrily yelled at, and in the process, copping a spray of saliva.
My boss caught me f*cking around at work... man, did I cop a spray!
Cop a spray by WingNut July 9, 2004