Cooped It

to fuck something up so bad that only the word "coop" is eligible to describe the magnitude of how bad that person fucked up.

Tony: "Dude how could you possibly pass up that 3-some??"
Cooper: "I didn't pass it up, dude."
Tony: "Then, what happened?"
Cooper: "I got too excited and shit in my pants."
Tony: "WOW. You really cooped it."
Cooper: "I know. I'm a fag."

by the jakester wink October 21, 2009

Cooked it

(Colloquial Australian) When you attempt to do something, eg kicking a footy or flirting with a girl and you stuff up really badly, almost like burning a meal

Fred: Kick us the ball mate
Frank: Eh sure

Frank: *absolutely shanks it*
Frank: (Under breath) oh I've cooked it
Fred: Frank you hoon

by mcmurtle April 29, 2019

Copped it without vass.

Yes, you guessed it, another Rugby League saying: When one has been wronged in the extreme. The copped it is a shortened version of being on the end of an anal intrussion. The vass, is an abreviated word for vasoline, the lubricant that you wish the person who wronged you would provide.

a. After careful consideration we are going to give the role of national sales director to Nathan.

b. But I've been here 18 years! Nathan has only been here 18 weeks! I've copped it without vass.

or.
How do you reckon The Eels will go in the grand final?

I reckon they will cop it without vass.

by Jango Fett October 8, 2009

Cooged it

(Verb) When a team snatches defeat from the jaws of victory. Derived from the Washington State Cougars knack for consistently losing games in crazy last minute situations. Used universally regardless of what team does it.

"Can you believe how Oregon lost yet another Rose Bowl?"
"Lol! They freakin cooged it!"

by Whiskey Bob March 12, 2010

couped it

Not finishing the last few mouthfuls of beer in your can or bottle.

There is still beer in this bottle....he couped it!

by LaneysMa April 11, 2007

copped it

Slang for the awkward British goof; See Richard Madeley, Alan Partridge and Boris Johnson for examples

Answering to a delicate situation which needs tact: "I probably would have copped it."

by Belacqua September 1, 2017

cooked it

Used to much meth and not realising how stupid you look Running around like a headless goose

They’ve definitely over cooked it this time.

omg she’s running around like a headless chook she must have cooked it!

by Immiture June 12, 2018