Coont Dracula 

Going down on a nigger on her period

Did you see Steffs face after doing the Coont Dracula on that girl who looks like Big Momma?

Coont Dracula by Black to the Future October 26, 2013

The count dracula 

When you stick it in her butt, nut, bite her on the neck and leave

Man I did the Count Dracula and she got pissed.

The count dracula by Bolony1 May 20, 2019

Count Dracula 

When a female is being visited by her "aunt flow" (period) and you decide to go down on her like a fucking vampire.

My bitchy girlfriend was on her period, so to shut her bitch-ass up I made her cum with the Count Dracula

Count Dracula by Ojizzum March 23, 2009

Sperm Count Dracula 

Eastern european monarch who pioneered research in the fields of in-vitro fertilization and the bat-winged feminine hygeine products.

Thanks to the work of Sperm Count Dracula, Sofia was able to give birth to a Downs syndrome child at the age of fifty and maintain her cotton panties in a near pristine state of whiteness.

Sperm Count Dracula by scut monkey August 8, 2009

Sperm Count Dracula 

The guy that brings the whole party down because the ratio is off. Also likely a cockblocker...

"The sausage party was going swimmingly until Sperm Count Dracula showed up"

Sperm Count Dracula by Dan Scum November 4, 2013

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022