Holding on to a turd for so long that the farts have to seep around the sides. (Trying not to shart)
by Not Chris S. December 4, 2009
In a FPS where you pull the pin of a grenade and hold onto it till just before it explodes then tossing it at an enemy for a almost unavoidable frag. (If done correctly the grenade will kill that person but won't harm you)
That noob is Cooking the Grenade on me! the cheap ass hoe!
Private Jenkins: Yo tailor what are you doing with that grenade? toss it man!
Corporal Tailor: I'm Cookin it on sec, *Tosses the grenade at the enemy*
*BOOM!*
*Enemy flops dead into the soldiers foxhole*
Private Jenkins: Yo tailor what are you doing with that grenade? toss it man!
Corporal Tailor: I'm Cookin it on sec, *Tosses the grenade at the enemy*
*BOOM!*
*Enemy flops dead into the soldiers foxhole*
by TattleTailes June 7, 2010
That guy told his girlfriend he'd catch a grenade for her.....so i threw a cooked grenade and snatched her for myself
by SupremeBadassOverlord January 7, 2011