Conversational Masturbation: A conversation in which one participant self-indulgently releases/ejaculates all the contents of there mind while the other participant has little to no interaction.
I never said a word yet she told me about her dog, her allergies, her son's school problems, the traffic she hit on the way to work, how she likes to listen to the radio when she’s going to sleep, and how she feels about Costco. It was a really boring Converbation .
I was having a very productive morning until Sheila came into my office and converbated for 45 minutes.
I was having a very productive morning until Sheila came into my office and converbated for 45 minutes.
by Monkey Allen September 26, 2007
Talking to yourself inadvertently. The awkward moment when you realize that the person you had been conversing with has left the viscinity.
by MartyO July 29, 2009
When two people, seemingly involved in a conversation are actually engaged in an exchange of back-to-back unrelated statements or monologues.
Jill: Pink is like, my favorite color.
Jack: I like turtles.
Observer 1: Woah, Jack and Jill are totally hitting it off!
Observer 2: nah, it's just a converbation.
Jack: I like turtles.
Observer 1: Woah, Jack and Jill are totally hitting it off!
Observer 2: nah, it's just a converbation.
by Kraynmysky June 10, 2012
To have a conversation about hot girls and sex and then to jack off watching porn with at least one friend.
by d12kicksass! October 20, 2009
To conduct a one sided conversation. To blather endlessly about one's self but leave little room for another person to speak.
Jody came over to my cube to converbate about her son's soccer game again. I thought she'd never leave.
by kljsfao;dsifjoa November 8, 2007
Converbation. Is the simple act of entering into conversation while masturbating. Hence durring a phone call or online chatting, skyping etc.
Wow, what a Converbation! She had such a sexy voice, but then I saw her picture. I was totally Converbating until I saw her photo.
by SOLARMOON February 8, 2012