Contributition

The act of giving haircuts for free

After leaving the free haircut booth I got complimented and asked did I get my haircut at a contributition.

by Aayynnoott August 16, 2025

Your contribution has been noted

A sarcastic phrase used after someone gives you their unwanted opinion or advice.

Debbie: "I think you should try being a bit more social with your workmates"
Emily: "Your contribution has been noted"

Karla: "I like your dress, but that's not really your colour"
Emily: "Your contribution has been noted"

by just like honey July 1, 2017

Bush's contribution to the arts.

The looting of the Bagdad muesum in the second gulf war.

What do you think about Bush's contribution to the arts?Bush's contribution to the arts.

by Deep blue 2012 March 11, 2010

Contributions from Viewers like You

Passive aggressive way PBS asks for donations.

PBS: and contributions from viewers like you. Thank You.

Viewers like you: better go contribute now, I guess.

by KEMMA SLAY June 27, 2016

net contribution

Either literally a financial amount or figuratively towards an artistic (or other) genre that an individual has made during their lifetime. Also used sarcastically.

1. The net contribution of Beethoven to the Symphony is incalculable.

2. Joe Blow, net contribution to society - nil.

by Jonathan FeBland (Znethru) October 12, 2006

Campaign contribution

A campaign contribution is simply a bribe.

We contributed to the President's campaign by sending him loads of $cash. Thus, we gave him a campaign contribution.

by Part Ridge October 28, 2007

Defined-contribution plans

Defined-contribution (DC) retirement plans allow employees to invest pre-tax dollars in the capital markets where they can grow tax-deferred until retirement.

Simpler Explained: A defined contribution plan is a common workplace retirement plan in which an employee contributes money and the employer typically makes a matching contribution

Essentially, they are retirement plans that companies may offer as a benefit in which you, your employer or both make contributions on a regular basis.

The most common examples of defined-contribution plans are the 401(k) and the 403(b).

by tufs October 6, 2021