contacting aliens

an excuse made when caught jacking off

"Hey why is your door locked?"
"Oh no reason I was just contacting aliens"

contacting aliens by minuteman88 January 26, 2010

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Contacting Aliens

A slang term for anal sex

What are those two doing under the bleachers? Oh there just Contacting Aliens!

Contacting Aliens by Commie Tears! June 9, 2018

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