contacting aliens

an excuse made when caught jacking off
"Hey why is your door locked?"
"Oh no reason I was just contacting aliens"
by minuteman88 January 26, 2010
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Contacting Aliens

A slang term for anal sex
What are those two doing under the bleachers? Oh there just Contacting Aliens!
by Commie Tears! June 09, 2018
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