Consciousness Engineering

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The ambitious practice of trying to redesign your own subjective experience, essentially attempting to rewire the software of your soul. It's the project of eliminating bad habits, installing new mental patterns, and debugging the emotional glitches that keep crashing your happiness. The problem is that the engineer is also the system being engineered, leading to paradoxes like "I'm trying to force myself to be more accepting" and "I'm aggressively meditating on patience." Most consciousness engineering projects result in the same system, running the same code, but now with a fancy new name.

*Example: "She attempted some consciousness engineering to become a 'morning person.' She bought a smart alarm, installed wake-up lights, and programmed affirmations. Her engineered consciousness now woke up at 5 AM, fully aware that it was supposed to feel great, but secretly longing for the sweet oblivion of 9 AM. The engineering had created a more sophisticated form of suffering."*

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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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