Connecticut Chimp 

to do something with insane intensity, or to eat something with insane intensity. Remember that chimpanzee that ate that lady's face? yeah, that's what you're about to do when you say this phrase.

Me: Dude, back the fuck up, or I'll go all Connecticut Chimp on your ass!
Asshat: Ok, you win!

Me: I haven't eaten all day, I'm about to go Connecticut Chimp on these nachos!

Connecticut Chimp by reelbigdave March 10, 2009

Connecticut Chimp 

A high level of anger or agitation. Usually reserved for times when the usual human range of emotion doesn't express the proper amount of anger.

I swear to God, If I see one more Christmas sweater I' m going to go Connecticut Chimp on the whole damn office.

Connecticut Chimp by clydemonet February 1, 2010

Connecticut Chimp 

Verbal and emotional abuse. Tearing someone limb from limb and peeling their face off, like a Lyme-diseased Chimpanzee jacked up on Xanax.

I went all Connecticut Chimp on the barista after she F-ed up my double latte.

Connecticut Chimp by WhiskeyRockARoller March 13, 2009

Go Connecticut Chimp On Your Ass 

To go completely ape shit on someone's ass.To beat them within an inch of there life. To show no mercy. To rip off your face and eat it.

Dude 1: Man your such a faggot!

Dude 2: Call me a faggot one more time and I swear I'll Go Connecticut Chimp On Your Ass.

Go Connecticut Chimp On Your Ass by urbanmacgyver October 13, 2010