Her daddy caught me riden’ ‘er like Sea Biscuit but was relieved when she looked over her shoulder and said, “Don’t worry daddy, it’s conjugal sex!
by Not Baker Mayfield December 6, 2017
"Hey, honey, how was your day?"
"*whispers* fucker..."
"What was that?"
"Nothing."
"You're lucky we're in conjugal love."
"*whispers* fucker..."
"What was that?"
"Nothing."
"You're lucky we're in conjugal love."
by ninjafools15 June 5, 2014
A formal way, sometimes mentioned in court, of referring marital sex.
Curiosity:
Apparently lack of sex is enough justification to file for divorce and the the "Conjugal debit" frequency is set to once every fortnight.
Curiosity:
Apparently lack of sex is enough justification to file for divorce and the the "Conjugal debit" frequency is set to once every fortnight.
Given that you have failed to provide conjugal debit to your spouse, we find the divorce request valid, and must rule in their favour.
by vsousa March 1, 2010
by Trashol April 9, 2018
by Ad_Ex December 12, 2018
Conjugation of verbs is the idea that verbs will change based on certain factors. For example:
In English, the verb "to be."
(Present tense)
I /am/.
We/they/you /are/.
He/she is.
(Present subjunctive mood)
I /would be/.
We/they/you /would be/.
He she /would be/.
(Past tense)
I /was/.
We/they/you /were/.
He/she /was/.
In English, the verb "to be."
(Present tense)
I /am/.
We/they/you /are/.
He/she is.
(Present subjunctive mood)
I /would be/.
We/they/you /would be/.
He she /would be/.
(Past tense)
I /was/.
We/they/you /were/.
He/she /was/.
by jacrispy vulcano is my mom January 19, 2018