Congo Bongos 

A name for the ass cheeks of a black woman with a shapely booty that is, or would be, pleasing to touch/spank.

Guy 1: Damn! Take a look at the ass on her.
Guy 2: I'd play those Congo Bongos any day.

Congo Bongos by MidwestDW November 14, 2014

congo-bongo eyed 

Being in a state of extreme inebriation due to the excessive consumption of marijuana; very stoned.

I can't remember what I had on that pizza, man. I was totally congo-bongo eyed.

congo-bongo eyed by kreebilicus July 8, 2009

Congo Bongo 

When at least two males stick their weiners in each others b-holes and have a conga line. First person is a girl and is called the Jipper

Me and my friends are going to have a congo bongo.

Congo Bongo by Lil_Maze November 18, 2011

Congo Bongo 

A Congo Bongo is a eastern Canadian slang word used to define bald African dudes who are in mining engineering.

Bro look at my roommate Dee, him and his receding hairline, hes a complete Congo Bongo

Congo Bongo by CanadianUnislangscholar January 9, 2025

Congo-a-bongo

“Congo-a-bongo” Meaning to lick or fondle the breasts of a woman, this phrase is used in some ways to censor the actually meaning so no kiddies know what you mean

“Can I Congo-a-Bongo?”

“Lets Congo-a-Bongo!”

Congo-a-bongo by Jinsayng-tamarack July 5, 2025

Bingo bongo my cock is doing the congo 

A bunch of retarded mostly valorant shitcans especially this one dude called robbie he sucks(Iron)

me: yoo bingo bongo my cock is doing the congo
them: so your an autistic iron retart thats scream CHICKEN

Bingo bongo my cock is doing the congo by uhpink December 14, 2023

Crongo-Bongo

Etymology: Solobrity Dialect
Solobrity is a devolved celebrity sub-language spoken by the cursed humanoids Woll Smoth and the Fronds, whose mouths are too small to pronounce any vowel except “O.”
Within this distorted dialect, “cringe” became “crongo.”
The term “Crongo-Bongo” was born when “crongo” reminded one scholar of Bongo-Bongo, the monstrous shadow boss from Zelda: Ocarina of Time—thus merging social shame with eldritch energy.

Crongo-Bongo describes a transcendent act of cringe so severe that it becomes mythologically irreversible.
It is not simple embarrassment. It is a boss fight of regret.

“He joined the VC on meth, started crying about the holographic universe, and then left mid-rant after saying ‘I am the slab.’”
“Legend. Crongo-Bongo Tier 9.”

Crongo-Bongo by realtimecrease May 20, 2025