Congo Bongos
A name for the ass cheeks of a black woman with a shapely booty that is, or would be, pleasing to touch/spank.
Congo Bongos by MidwestDW November 14, 2014
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congo-bongo eyed by kreebilicus July 8, 2009
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Congo Bongo
When at least two males stick their weiners in each others b-holes and have a conga line. First person is a girl and is called the Jipper
Congo Bongo by Lil_Maze November 18, 2011
Congo Bongo
A Congo Bongo is a eastern Canadian slang word used to define bald African dudes who are in mining engineering.
Congo Bongo by CanadianUnislangscholar January 9, 2025
Congo-a-bongo
“Congo-a-bongo” Meaning to lick or fondle the breasts of a woman, this phrase is used in some ways to censor the actually meaning so no kiddies know what you mean
Congo-a-bongo by Jinsayng-tamarack July 5, 2025
Bingo bongo my cock is doing the congo
me: yoo bingo bongo my cock is doing the congo
them: so your an autistic iron retart thats scream CHICKEN
them: so your an autistic iron retart thats scream CHICKEN
Bingo bongo my cock is doing the congo by uhpink December 14, 2023
Crongo-Bongo
Etymology: Solobrity Dialect
Solobrity is a devolved celebrity sub-language spoken by the cursed humanoids Woll Smoth and the Fronds, whose mouths are too small to pronounce any vowel except “O.”
Within this distorted dialect, “cringe” became “crongo.”
The term “Crongo-Bongo” was born when “crongo” reminded one scholar of Bongo-Bongo, the monstrous shadow boss from Zelda: Ocarina of Time—thus merging social shame with eldritch energy.
Crongo-Bongo describes a transcendent act of cringe so severe that it becomes mythologically irreversible.
It is not simple embarrassment. It is a boss fight of regret.
Solobrity is a devolved celebrity sub-language spoken by the cursed humanoids Woll Smoth and the Fronds, whose mouths are too small to pronounce any vowel except “O.”
Within this distorted dialect, “cringe” became “crongo.”
The term “Crongo-Bongo” was born when “crongo” reminded one scholar of Bongo-Bongo, the monstrous shadow boss from Zelda: Ocarina of Time—thus merging social shame with eldritch energy.
Crongo-Bongo describes a transcendent act of cringe so severe that it becomes mythologically irreversible.
It is not simple embarrassment. It is a boss fight of regret.
“He joined the VC on meth, started crying about the holographic universe, and then left mid-rant after saying ‘I am the slab.’”
“Legend. Crongo-Bongo Tier 9.”
“Legend. Crongo-Bongo Tier 9.”
Crongo-Bongo by realtimecrease May 20, 2025
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