Confetti Cannon 

cumming inside of a girls ass, and make her fart while looking directly into her asshole.

"Hey dude, you smell like shit. What happened?" "I let my girl give me a confetti cannon, and she shat on my face."

Confetti Cannon by MARK_EZ February 13, 2020

Confetti Cannon 

The act of a male ejaculating onto a females face and then immediately after, popping a confetti cannon in her face. The act is similar to covering someone in tar and then dumping feathers on them

David: Hey man, did you hang out with that girl from tinder last night?

Brandon: yeah! I give her the good ol’ Confetti Cannon!

Confetti Cannon by TwiggyBP January 10, 2019

Confetti Cannon 

When you cum in a girl's ass and she farts it back on your face.

1: Yo I got that gassy blowback last night.
2: Dude I love confetti cannons.

Confetti Cannon by Demon Dickin September 24, 2016

Confetti Cannon 

When you cum in a girl's ass and she farts it back onto you face.

Kelton: Yoooo Kelly totally gave me a confetti cannon last night!
Karthik: No fuckin way bro, I love farts laced in cum!

Confetti Cannon by Kelton Williams September 25, 2016

Confetti Cannon

Shoving colorful nerds/pop rocks into your ass hole and then farting in the face of your partner.

Hey babe, I want you to toss my salad so I can blast my Confetti Cannon in your face.

Confetti Cannon by TheWh1teSh4dow November 4, 2025

blasted a confetti cannon 

Giving a hand job to a washed up hip hop artist

During a party at a work convention in which Sir Mix-A-Lot was performing, I blasted a confetti cannon.

blasted a confetti cannon by jk63 August 12, 2016

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019