Confetti Cannon
"Hey dude, you smell like shit. What happened?" "I let my girl give me a confetti cannon, and she shat on my face."
Confetti Cannon by MARK_EZ February 13, 2020
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Confetti Cannon
The act of a male ejaculating onto a females face and then immediately after, popping a confetti cannon in her face. The act is similar to covering someone in tar and then dumping feathers on them
David: Hey man, did you hang out with that girl from tinder last night?
Brandon: yeah! I give her the good ol’ Confetti Cannon!
Brandon: yeah! I give her the good ol’ Confetti Cannon!
Confetti Cannon by TwiggyBP January 10, 2019
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Kelton: Yoooo Kelly totally gave me a confetti cannon last night!
Karthik: No fuckin way bro, I love farts laced in cum!
Karthik: No fuckin way bro, I love farts laced in cum!
Confetti Cannon by Kelton Williams September 25, 2016
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blasted a confetti cannon
During a party at a work convention in which Sir Mix-A-Lot was performing, I blasted a confetti cannon.
blasted a confetti cannon by jk63 August 12, 2016
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