Confetti Cannon 

cumming inside of a girls ass, and make her fart while looking directly into her asshole.

"Hey dude, you smell like shit. What happened?" "I let my girl give me a confetti cannon, and she shat on my face."

Confetti Cannon by MARK_EZ February 13, 2020

Confetti Cannon 

The act of a male ejaculating onto a females face and then immediately after, popping a confetti cannon in her face. The act is similar to covering someone in tar and then dumping feathers on them

David: Hey man, did you hang out with that girl from tinder last night?

Brandon: yeah! I give her the good ol’ Confetti Cannon!

Confetti Cannon by TwiggyBP January 10, 2019

Confetti Cannon 

When you cum in a girl's ass and she farts it back on your face.

1: Yo I got that gassy blowback last night.
2: Dude I love confetti cannons.

Confetti Cannon by Demon Dickin September 24, 2016

Confetti Cannon 

When you cum in a girl's ass and she farts it back onto you face.

Kelton: Yoooo Kelly totally gave me a confetti cannon last night!
Karthik: No fuckin way bro, I love farts laced in cum!

Confetti Cannon by Kelton Williams September 25, 2016

Confetti Cannon

Shoving colorful nerds/pop rocks into your ass hole and then farting in the face of your partner.

Hey babe, I want you to toss my salad so I can blast my Confetti Cannon in your face.

Confetti Cannon by TheWh1teSh4dow November 4, 2025

blasted a confetti cannon 

Giving a hand job to a washed up hip hop artist

During a party at a work convention in which Sir Mix-A-Lot was performing, I blasted a confetti cannon.

blasted a confetti cannon by jk63 August 12, 2016