(n) One who shops for Ferragamos while her brothers and sisters drown and die. A denizen of pure, unadulterated evil put upon the earth to cause as much pain and suffering as possible while enriching a criminal cartel. An unmitigated liar who seeks to confuse and obfuscate. Physical characteristics are an evil, spotted mug with a disastrous set of fangs protruding from a dessicated maw.
I wonder why Condoleezza Rice doesn't see a dentist?
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Paul: Why is my Condoleezza Rice so dry?
John: Is that really a question?
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A good excuse to use the words "nigger".

She who supported the war in Iraq and lied about the war, resulting in the deaths of innocent people: Iraqi civilians, woung men and women who had their whole lives ahead of them... now thanks to George W. Bush and this stupid cunt, among others, the United States are in deep shit.
Thank god that Barbara Boxer gave a piece of her mind to that Condoleezza Rice bitch.
by Lorelili March 29, 2005
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Condoleezza Rice is a classical piano player of noteworthy talent; unfortunately, less than talented as a Secretary of State
Condoleezza Rice is very talented at the piano but at a loss in statecraft.
by elihu rooter January 21, 2007
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High on the U.S government ladder as the National Security Advisor. Could possibly end up the first (Black) woman president if she tried, but can someone...
PLEASE find that desperate looking, gap-toothed bitch a man????????
by sexie chocolate October 30, 2004
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She's smart, she's tuff, she's hot, and she's for real!
Just look at her pic... she looks like she can kick your ass blue... and that's a good thing, because she's the U.S. Secretary of State.
No wonder she has many detractors: smart, tuff and sexy girls cause widespread envy and fear.
If I lived in the States, I sure would vote her for President.
Have no fear, Condoleezza Rice is here, and she may be your next President!
by Hugh G Rection August 7, 2006
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professor turned high-ranking foreign policy official in the current White House; perhaps one of the most brilliant Americans to ever work in government; quite possibly the next POTUS
If Condoleezza Rice ran for the presidency, I would absolutely vote for her.
by Ludlow July 31, 2005
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