Cond

short for condom, or used as a silence breaker in situations in which people need laughter.

EX 1) Megan- "did you put a cond on last night?"

Zack- "of course not"

EX 2) (silence)

Brandon- "COND!"

Group- " hahahahahha!"

by ZJ5theBoss April 6, 2011

Conde

Huge fucking dick

Wow, it's só big, it must be a CONDE😃

by Conde the huge dick guy November 22, 2021

conde

The wirdest, stupidest thing in the world, its species hasn't been discovered

That guy is a conde

by The Random guy June 20, 2016

Mr. Cond

the funnest ipod app ever.
directions: steer the condoms and fire them at the sperm before they get into they make you pregnant! Hurry up! fasteerrrr...harderrrr..or slow. ;D

I got bored waiting for my mother at the grocery... so i played mr. cond, and i had so much fun! ;D

by BeachChicks15 May 24, 2010

conde nast

Magazine publishing empire based in New York City whose titles include Cosmopolitan and, ironically, Bon Appetit, since none of the employees there eats.

guy1: "Check out that hottie at that table over there, she hasn't touched anything on her plate"
guy2: "She probably works at Conde Nast."

girl1: "Yo, sista, I'se be wanting a job at your bling crib."
girl2: "Sorry." click

by condelust March 22, 2005

Conde Gay-t

The belief that adding the letter t to a word makes it less gay.

Michael is el Conde Gay-t and he knows it

by Javier Tapata January 22, 2020

Cond-poo

Two in one shampoo and conditioner... Meant to save time, but takes soo long to say!

Cond-poo! Fast, sexy, to the point.
Very human.

"Honey I'm out of Cond-poo! ( :O ) Can you get some more from the store so I can wash my hair in an efficient manner?"

by RoceHatNinjaCat May 1, 2023