Cond 

short for condom, or used as a silence breaker in situations in which people need laughter.

EX 1) Megan- "did you put a cond on last night?"

Zack- "of course not"

EX 2) (silence)

Brandon- "COND!"

Group- " hahahahahha!"

Cond by ZJ5theBoss April 6, 2011

Cond mosh

Full length - condescending mosher

Likes to let everyone know that they know everything about Rick and morty, no Jack horseman, math metal and any kind of game. Whilst still maintaining the shoes are nerdy even though they’re watched by millions. Starts sentences with “well technically” and will pick apart any joke or comment.

This specifically applies to a certain sub category of mosher. Including all of the usual attributes (drinking monster, Light up gaming keyboards, cartoon tee’s, ‘table top games’ etc)

Usually has a pale complexion with flushed cheeks due to lack of direct sunlight.

Did you see that guys extensive Lego collection? what a cond mosh.

Cond mosh by anonymous January 26, 2022

Cond-poo 

Two in one shampoo and conditioner... Meant to save time, but takes soo long to say!

Cond-poo! Fast, sexy, to the point.
Very human.

"Honey I'm out of Cond-poo! ( :O ) Can you get some more from the store so I can wash my hair in an efficient manner?"

Cond-poo by RoceHatNinjaCat May 1, 2023

Mr. Cond 

the funnest ipod app ever.
directions: steer the condoms and fire them at the sperm before they get into they make you pregnant! Hurry up! fasteerrrr...harderrrr..or slow. ;D

I got bored waiting for my mother at the grocery... so i played mr. cond, and i had so much fun! ;D

Mr. Cond by BeachChicks15 May 24, 2010

Conditional DNP 

Conditional DNP is a term used on the site E621.net which is a website hosting furry porn (Yiff).
The acronym means: 'conditional Do Not Post' this means that the artist whishes you not to repost it unless certain criterias are met. This is a tag on E621 which is shown in the artist category, this is why many people mistake it for an artist. (I did so myself, thats why i made this to help others)

Virgin: Conditional DNP is my favorite artist! I especially like his collaborations with (insert artist).

Chad: Bro...

Conditional DNP by Nidardos RatOiler September 8, 2021

Keyboard Condom 

A silicone protector that prevents crumbs from getting into the keyboard. Normally it is removable and washable.

dude your Keyboard Condom is getting pretty dirty, maybe you should clean it.

Keyboard Condom by Always uses a keyboard December 20, 2012

COVID CONDOM 

A used face mask that is discarded in the middle of a parking lot or other public place

I stepped out of my car and found a covid condom laying in the parking lot

COVID CONDOM by Senor Dank Nugs January 20, 2021