Cond

short for condom, or used as a silence breaker in situations in which people need laughter.

EX 1) Megan- "did you put a cond on last night?"

Zack- "of course not"

EX 2) (silence)

Brandon- "COND!"

Group- " hahahahahha!"

by ZJ5theBoss April 06, 2011

Conde

Huge fucking dick

Wow, it's só big, it must be a CONDE😃

by Conde the huge dick guy November 22, 2021

conde

The wirdest, stupidest thing in the world, its species hasn't been discovered

That guy is a conde

by The Random guy June 20, 2016

Mr. Cond

the funnest ipod app ever.
directions: steer the condoms and fire them at the sperm before they get into they make you pregnant! Hurry up! fasteerrrr...harderrrr..or slow. ;D

I got bored waiting for my mother at the grocery... so i played mr. cond, and i had so much fun! ;D

by BeachChicks15 May 24, 2010

conde nast

Magazine publishing empire based in New York City whose titles include Cosmopolitan and, ironically, Bon Appetit, since none of the employees there eats.

guy1: "Check out that hottie at that table over there, she hasn't touched anything on her plate"
guy2: "She probably works at Conde Nast."

girl1: "Yo, sista, I'se be wanting a job at your bling crib."
girl2: "Sorry." click

by condelust March 22, 2005

Cond-poo

Two in one shampoo and conditioner... Meant to save time, but takes soo long to say!

Cond-poo! Fast, sexy, to the point.
Very human.

"Honey I'm out of Cond-poo! ( :O ) Can you get some more from the store so I can wash my hair in an efficient manner?"

by RoceHatNinjaCat May 01, 2023

Conde

Now that's a real nigga...known to be bout that life and get money this nigga is once in a lifetime....there's only 4 known to all existence and they all a problem....especially the 3rd one that nigga is the greatest of his era

All my kids want to be Conde
My bitch loves fucking with them Condes

Tyrone wishes to be like Conde

by BigJune November 23, 2021