Cond
EX 1) Megan- "did you put a cond on last night?"
Zack- "of course not"
EX 2) (silence)
Brandon- "COND!"
Group- " hahahahahha!"
Zack- "of course not"
EX 2) (silence)
Brandon- "COND!"
Group- " hahahahahha!"
Cond by ZJ5theBoss April 6, 2011
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Cond mosh
Full length - condescending mosher
Likes to let everyone know that they know everything about Rick and morty, no Jack horseman, math metal and any kind of game. Whilst still maintaining the shoes are nerdy even though they’re watched by millions. Starts sentences with “well technically” and will pick apart any joke or comment.
This specifically applies to a certain sub category of mosher. Including all of the usual attributes (drinking monster, Light up gaming keyboards, cartoon tee’s, ‘table top games’ etc)
Usually has a pale complexion with flushed cheeks due to lack of direct sunlight.
Likes to let everyone know that they know everything about Rick and morty, no Jack horseman, math metal and any kind of game. Whilst still maintaining the shoes are nerdy even though they’re watched by millions. Starts sentences with “well technically” and will pick apart any joke or comment.
This specifically applies to a certain sub category of mosher. Including all of the usual attributes (drinking monster, Light up gaming keyboards, cartoon tee’s, ‘table top games’ etc)
Usually has a pale complexion with flushed cheeks due to lack of direct sunlight.
Related Words
condom • condo • Condoleeza Rice • Condor • Condomsation • condomplating • condi • Condoleezza Rice • condescending • condomize
Mr. Cond
the funnest ipod app ever.
directions: steer the condoms and fire them at the sperm before they get into they make you pregnant! Hurry up! fasteerrrr...harderrrr..or slow. ;D
directions: steer the condoms and fire them at the sperm before they get into they make you pregnant! Hurry up! fasteerrrr...harderrrr..or slow. ;D
Mr. Cond by BeachChicks15 May 24, 2010
Conditional DNP
Conditional DNP is a term used on the site E621.net which is a website hosting furry porn (Yiff).
The acronym means: 'conditional Do Not Post' this means that the artist whishes you not to repost it unless certain criterias are met. This is a tag on E621 which is shown in the artist category, this is why many people mistake it for an artist. (I did so myself, thats why i made this to help others)
The acronym means: 'conditional Do Not Post' this means that the artist whishes you not to repost it unless certain criterias are met. This is a tag on E621 which is shown in the artist category, this is why many people mistake it for an artist. (I did so myself, thats why i made this to help others)
Virgin: Conditional DNP is my favorite artist! I especially like his collaborations with (insert artist).
Chad: Bro...
Chad: Bro...
Conditional DNP by Nidardos RatOiler September 8, 2021
Keyboard Condom
A silicone protector that prevents crumbs from getting into the keyboard. Normally it is removable and washable.
Keyboard Condom by Always uses a keyboard December 20, 2012
COVID CONDOM
COVID CONDOM by Senor Dank Nugs January 20, 2021
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