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con queso

1) When something extra/ unexpected (usually illicit) is added to a seemingly normal item
2) Can also be used as code for asking someone if an illicit substance is added to a non-illicit substance
3) Phrase for an ordinary activity that was unexpectedly extraordinary
Man, that hookah messed me up last night. Was it con queso?
(asking if weed was added to the hookah tobacco)

Are these girls drinks con queso?
(asking if there is any GHB in the girls drinks)

Was that blow job con queso?
(asking if she swallowed)

Dude, that sex last night with the girl I met was con queso!
(meaning you got anal, the sex was better than expected, etc)
by mylifesconqueso October 11, 2009
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con queso

spanish for WITH CHEEEEEESE
Can I have the taco con queso?
by Anonymous August 6, 2003
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con queso

dícese de un hecho que dominas tan tremendamente bien, que puedes permitirte agregar un adorno extra.
UF! Menudo bs royale con queso que ha hecho Mery.
by Tremendum June 2, 2022
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Blumpkin con Queso

Whilst performing a blumpkin, the individual exercising fellatio wears a sombrero loaded with chips and queso dip allowing the receiving party to enjoy simultaneous south of the border pleasures.

Alternative; Blumpkin con Salsa
While evacuating his bowels, Paco enjoyed the Blumpkin con Queso his girlfriend so selflessly provided.
by MasterBlaster666 November 5, 2013
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Al Con Queso

Hispanic Terrorist; that plans to take over america.
ohshitAl Con QuesoNooooo!
by Healthy Beverage September 5, 2013
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el sexo con queso

Commonly known as 'The sex with cheese'. not sex WITH cheese, as some might expect, but having sex while the cheese witnesses as a third party. it can be used as a sex toy or another form of lubricant, or just to add flavor to an extra salty vagina.
-"yo dude, i totally el sexo con queso'd last night"
~"with who?"
-"tu madre!"
by b-rizzle foshizzle September 10, 2005
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Davy Hamilton con queso

To eat a girl out while she is taking a shit, while she eats chips and queso out of a sombrero on your head. Chips are on the rim and queso dip on the top of the sombrero
Lisa just enjoyed a Davy Hamilton con queso
by Huw Gwang September 25, 2009
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