commodore's hat

1. a head covering worn by a senior naval officer

2. a circular patch of pubic hair, normally on a male.

Man, keeping my commodore's hat trimmed is way more work than touching up my soul patch.

by George Formby September 29, 2011

commodore sex act

Basically, what a bad boy would get leaning over a desk looking out over the carpark.

The bed's an option for a softer minded fellow.

What's she needing from the hotel's bathroom, am I about to get pegged by complimentary hairshampoo?

Oh wait, it's a COMMODORE SEX ACT, OH SHIIIIIIT!

by flintflintflintflintflint January 13, 2009

commodore sex act

The "commodore" (a sex act) is where the female enters the male from behind with a warm wash cloth.

Tina gave Raymond Raymond Quentin Smuckles a commodore sex act at the hotel. Ray was a nice boy and wanted his commodore on the bed, whereas a nasty boy would get HIS commodore over the desk, looking out over the parking lot.

by already being used by someone January 13, 2009

commodore sex

Having sex with your holden commodore. Basically you stick your dick into the fuel tank, rub it and the car will absorb your cum like It's petrol. It's the best form of weird sex if you have no girlfriend.

person 1: I had commodore sex last night and got trashed!

Person 2: What?

by BigBunnyrabbits March 22, 2019

SS Commodore

A vehicle Dean owns.

Who's cars that? Where's deans?
That is deans..
But Dean has an SS Commodore!?!

by anonymous December 27, 2021

SS commodore

Fastest commodore out there. Ford owners don't like them because ford owners love it how their poxy little fords have no room, or shoul it be classed as just enough room for them their boyfriend and both their needle dicks.

That SS commodore just ran a 10, yeah typical

by maddog4lyf November 1, 2008

commode story

A made up story that you tell somebody to deceive or fool them.

You must have a commode story if you want them to believe you.

by magicianfromriga3 July 22, 2010