A form of social pressure that attempts to shame a person into abandoning a lifestyle that is happy and free. It is often done in a non-confrontational (but sneaky) way, such as asking someone who is divorced and not currently engaged, "So, WHEN are you getting married again?"
What do you mean, "WHEN am I getting married again?" I already did my time. Come on now, isn't it time to stop commitment harassment of happy people?
by Chad Apollo January 9, 2018
by Danovan September 8, 2020
A deliberate misspelling of "seppuku" — the samurai ritual of suicide by disembowelment. The misspelling removes the direct reference to suicide, replacing it with the name of a popular and frustrating number puzzle.
by alpoer January 6, 2015
by sparcloud October 20, 2013
a phrase to tell to someone ordering them to die, commonly used by the Despacito spider. Varies in forms: commit toaster bath, cease vital functions, yeetus yeetus commit self deleetus.
Leave me alone and commit die!
by Veridicule December 27, 2018
Low Tier God's way of telling his opponent to kill themselves. Mostly directed at what said creator calls tiersexuals.
"...It's another year and people are still trying to troll me in video games..."
"If this is what you're still doing with your life, while the year is young, just commit the su."
"If this is what you're still doing with your life, while the year is young, just commit the su."
by BDC_Maxter March 4, 2021
Vinny- "congrants on my sloppy seconds bro"
The Situation- "I was committing the robbery"
fist pump jersey shore GTL
The Situation- "I was committing the robbery"
fist pump jersey shore GTL
by a&p hustla March 10, 2010