Commit Dead Baby

The act of dying, and or killing someone in discrete manner. Often by the proxy of overmedicating.

Did you hear about Ginger? Turns out she pulled a Commit Dead Baby. I guess she shouldn’t have taken all that birth control.

by BenDober September 5, 2019

committed to the bitch

When you say something mean that you regret but you double down because you can't unsay it.

"I couldn't believe what I had just said, but I threw out another insult for good measure because I was already committed to the bitch."

by Izulkara March 14, 2021

go commit vital disfunctions

This is a serious insult. Noone will ever use this, unless you are a murderer. It is incredibly strong, and will decimate.
It is started with the go commit insult.

person1: "yo fam ur mom gay"
person2: "no u bitch kys lol xd fag"
person3: "Guys, don't make me do it."
person 1 and 2: "lol bitch do it i dare you"
person3: "Alright... Go commit vital disfunctions."
*person 1 and 2 absolutely explode and are sent to another dimension where demons stick lollipops up bumholes*

by hotboylookingtomingle November 22, 2018

Cable and Commitment

When you've been in a committed relationship for 10+ years and you'd rather get off to reruns of softcore HBO/Cinemax/Showtime pornos than have sex with your significant other.

(Wife walks into the living room wearing an "I heart ellen" t-shirt, sweatpants, and crocs)

Wife: Hey, honey. Wanna Netflix and Chill tonight? *wink*

Husband: Ugh

(Husband places his left hand down his pants and his right hand on the U-verse remote)

Husband: Looks like it's a Cable and Commitment night

by Andy Fong Chong December 12, 2015

Go commit drink green liquid

Go commit drink green liquid is an alternate to Go drink poison, a death threat. Not that used much to bypass the filter, It occurs within a 1 in a 1 octillion chance.

Pro: HAHAHA NOOB EZ QUIT ROBLOX EZ EZ EZ
Noob: Go commit drink green liquid
(Pro has flashbacks of his father drinking poision)

by GammaEpsilonRhoTau May 8, 2022

Go commit uninstall life

A way of saying someone has to die in Roblox©. (Gotta love the ©).

"Go commit #######" (suicide is censored by Roblox©) is now "Go commit uninstall life"

by jubiman December 11, 2018