Colour deaf

Adj. An inability to hear or understand certain words related to coloration, shading, texture etc. Sometimes used as a cover-up for in attention or ignorance.

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What is this? I said to paint the kitchen mauve with beige accents! Does that look mauve?

Sorry dear. Don't yell. You know I'm colour deaf.

Colour deaf by gnostic3 October 25, 2014

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Color Deaf

When you are unable to use colors correctly, don't understand if a color is good for a(n) "object" or in anything in general.

Dude Cyan Blue doesn't mix very well with the Neon Pink on that car. You must be color deaf.

Color Deaf by Tomformer October 16, 2018

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Color Deaf

The ability to only hear white people.

What? I'm color deaf.

Color Deaf by Da44 January 13, 2015

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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