Color Me Purple 

1) another way of saying ur guilty
2) calling yourself out in a guilty manner

Judge: The jury has reached a verdict. How do you plead?
Defendant: Man fuck you, I ain't tellin you shit!
Judge: So ur guilty?
Defendant: Man, why don't you just hurry up and color me purple! Everybody knows I'm guilty.

Color Me Purple by Mickeal Burdine May 18, 2008

Color Me Purple 

When you want the conversation to have a nice bow tied at the end and you're not sure how to end it.

"I have a cool car"
"Oh what kind of car is it?"
"A Maserati and it goes real fast"
"Well... color me purple."

Color Me Purple by bbwwoo June 9, 2024

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