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To terrorize your coworkers with the worst gas you can muster up. Combination of chili or chili dogs, hot wings, draft beer the night before work and four boiled eggs for breakfast should do the trick ( it also helps to hold your shirt in as long as possible as this will add to the aroma).
Man did you smell those colon blows he was dropping in the break room today it was the worst smell like something died I think I threw up in my mouth.
colon blows by whiplash72 January 20, 2015
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a product designed to clean your colon from the inside out.
I tried colonblow and I took a 5 foot dooty.
colonblow by the prophet April 7, 2003
A maximum-strength laxative, not for the faint of heart. You will literally shit your guts out. The mucus lining your intestines will be removed.
"Poopin' Is cool"
"Have a crappy day!"
colonblow by Benny February 4, 2004
What commonly happens after you eat taco bell
Man I had a massive colonblow in there
Colonblow by The_Imaginner June 7, 2022