Cold as tits

When the tempratures so cold you can see your tits grow, its cold as tits
hey dude i live in minnesota
really hows the weather
it's cold as tits!
by sa23232miam November 11, 2011
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Cold as tits

A saying that originated somewhere cold, where tits would be cold, presumably. Means to make an indication about the weather.
Damn it's cold as tits out here.

What?

Arctic tits.

Ah, I see.
by corrington December 01, 2011
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cold tits

The nipples that get hard when it is cold outside
Most people's tits (nipples) get cold outside titties hence cold tits
by Bobbyjoebilly March 07, 2016
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cold tits

The nipples that get hard when it is cold outside
Most people's tits (nipples) get cold outside titties hence cold tits
by Bobbyjoebilly March 07, 2016
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Cold Clammy man tits

Man boobies that sweat underneath when they get cold.
Ie: When you lift up your man boobs and feel it. Amazing like gross vagina or fromunda cheese.Cold clammy man tits.
by Cesar the awesome January 12, 2009
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