Cold as Balls

Discribing something that is so cold it makes your balls shrivel

Guy jumps into ocean on New Years
"Awww man its cold as balls in here"
Guy walk into movie theater
"It's cold as balls in here also"
Guy walks into panty shop
"That naked girl must be cold as balls"

by Cold Balls June 21, 2009

cold as balls

1.)describes really cold weather. It's so cold your balls feel like ice.

It's cold as balls out here.

by Mike B44 February 15, 2006

Cold as balls

Just another way to say something is cold.

Damn!! It's cold as balls out here!!

This beer is cold as balls.

by skarlet winter October 07, 2009

Cold Balls

To be turn on the point of climax and left the dry without any form of sexual relief, resulting in your balls getting extremely cold (hurts like hell)

I was playing a game of spin the bottle when this sexy girl was dared to wine (dance body to body) on me, when she was finished I had a rock solid hard on, 3min later I had a case of cold balls

by Shawn Dra October 26, 2009