Cold Burrito Share definition Flag The Act of put your nose in a vagina or anus while you have a cold, sneezing, and than sucking the snot out with your mouth. Chick 1 "My boyfriend gave me a cold burrito last night"Chick 2 "ewww" Cold Burrito by Timmy1997 September 26, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Cold Burrito mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch