Colby Jacked

The act of ejaculating and urinating on someone.

Clayton: Dude last night I was in the bathroom and I got Colby Jacked on by Ryan.

Taylor: That's fucking gross.

by SaveUsTWM September 16, 2011

Colby Jacked

When your name is Colby and you work for a credit card company and you are supposed to be fixing customer's problems, but instead you jack their entire account up. You jack up their bank accounts and jack up their equipment and jack up their business until they are so pissed off that they cancel.

Damn, I sure Colby Jacked that mofo yesterday when he called in to customer support. Now his shit's all Colby Jacked up and he's irrate and cancelling. Colby sure is a shit face dumb fuck stupid ass.

by Robel December 31, 2008

Colby Jack

Someone who is of mixed European and Asian descent.

Oscar is colby jack because his dad is Japanese and his mom is French.

by Mandamel September 5, 2008

Colby jack cheese

HOLYFUCK NO WORDS DESCRIBE THE JUICY SWEET TANGY YUMMY FUCKY CUMMY TASTE OF COLBY JACK CHEESE WHEN INGESTED U MAY EXPERIENCE A SIDE EFFECT CALLED GIGA CHAD MODE

I would like to fuck colby jack cheese
I use it as my prework out

I use it during sex

by Sauceykek March 14, 2022

Colby Jack

Someone who is Asian and Caucasian.

Oscar is colby jack because his dad is Japanese and his mom is French.

by Mandamel September 5, 2008

Colby Jacking it

Putting a slice of Colby Jack cheese in your hand, beating your bros dick with it, nutting in it, and then eating it together.

Me and bro were Colby Jacking it together last night.

by GoyimGoblin October 28, 2025