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Coke puppet

A person that is blacked-out drunk and remains animated by a large dose of cocaine. A coke puppet remembers little-to-nothing of events and blames the coke for its actions.
He stayed up all night drinking and showed up for golf a coke puppet. He can’t remember what he did to piss everyone off.
by RonPaulCanSaveAmerica June 3, 2024
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