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A word you mistakenly say when you are too pressured ordering at the chippy. A mixture of remembering your complete order and the hot fishy environment can cause your brain freak out and combine Cod and Haddock into one word, confusing yourself and the worker.
Staff Next.
Customer Hello yes, 2 large coddock and chips please.
Staff Haddock?
Customer No Cod!
Coddock by GeorgiaWH April 21, 2018
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a loud slapping noise that is made wen someone dives into a pool naked. it is the sound of a naked body making contact with the bottom of the pool
tony greer made a loud coddock noise when he dived into the pool naked
coddock by ronny irani January 22, 2004
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Multiple exposed pipes which all have different functions.
There is a coddoc of pipes down here in the basement!
Coddoc by Heinze Doofenshmirtz April 23, 2019

codpocket 

a vagina that doesnt smell the cleanest
i stuck my rocket in her codpocket and it stunk
codpocket by Dasmeee June 13, 2008

choddocks 

1. Slang term for testicles. Often used in the north of england.

2. Slang term for "to the very end".

Terms can be inter-mixed (see examples).
1. She sucked me off right up ter (notice phonetic northern accent usage) choddocks.

2. You smoked that cigarette right up ter choddocks.
choddocks by Jon626537 April 4, 2006
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026