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Cocked Up 

The varying states of being under the influence of any type of Alcohol. Drunk, slightly buzzedor completely buzzed, totally wasted or just feeling good.

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Me:"Why you acting so silly, Silly?" You:" HA ha ha aha...I'm all cocked up."

"You should have seen Aunt Sally last night, she was all cocked up!"

"He's cocked up beyond belief. He pissed his pants."

TxtMSG:"Hey, I know it's 7am on Tuesday, but I'm half cocked and I figured you're drinking your morning beer about now. Can I stop by?" ..... "Of course! See you soon."

"Morning. So...I'm a little bit cocked up and I hate Mondays....you wanna call it a snow day with me? Maybe go to the pool?"
Cocked Up by saralli February 6, 2010

Cocked up 

A bitch who can't help but have atleast 4 dick different dicks up her a day
Man, Jane cunt help but be a cocked up slut
Cocked up by TacoBenda November 6, 2014

Cocked up 

Raised both arms in air with a struted chest and leg aparts like Shahid Afridi.
As soon as he heard that he had passed the driving test, he cocked up.
Cocked up by cypherx April 8, 2011

locked up rocked up cocked up 

it's when you cuck a prisoner while you the prisoner and his wife are all on crack rock
person 1: YOOOOO you know that bi**ch with the ti*s

person 2: the one whos husbend is in prison

person 1:i fu**ed her on crack
person2: so a locked up rocked up cocked up

clocked-up 

Dude, I'd love to help you jack that car... but I'm totally clocked-up
clocked-up by lopht January 19, 2009

Coked Up 

Being Under the influence of Cocaine Hydrochloride. See Jacked Up
I got ahold of a ball and was coked up till 9am at my boy's house.
Coked Up by TheHose February 2, 2005
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