Cocked up

(verb-past tense)To have messed up, had an accident, or created an otherwise unwanted incident causing problems for other people.

(in left4dead)
Louise: WHY DID YOU MOLOTOV ME WHEN WE COULD HAVE MELEE'ED THEM ALL AWAY!? FRANCIS YOU COCKED UP THE PLAN AGAIN!!

by Bill the veteran December 10, 2008

Cocked up

A bitch who can't help but have atleast 4 dick different dicks up her a day

Man, Jane cunt help but be a cocked up slut

by TacoBenda November 06, 2014

Cocked up

Raised both arms in air with a struted chest and leg aparts like Shahid Afridi.

As soon as he heard that he had passed the driving test, he cocked up.

by cypherx March 23, 2011

cock up

British slang for a mistake

It's my ass on the line and I don't want a cock up!

by Biggie Wilson June 02, 2005

cock-up

A shambles. Sounds vulgar, but may not be; it may be a grouse shooting term. Customarily, shooters employ beaters to disturb birds on the ground and drive them into the air towards the guns. Normally one only shoots grouse hens, so if the beaters were by mistake to put up a grouse cock, they would warn the guns not to shoot by shouting "Don't shoot! It's a cock up!"

Can also be a transitive and intransitive verb.

One's whole shoot today was a disaster - one cock up after another. Now where's Camilla, the slapper? One feels like giving her a Dirty Sanchez. - Prince Charles

Another day, another cock-up - Tony Blair on the Iraq situation

The whole Iraq situation has cocked up badly - Tony Blair on the Iraq situation

I really cocked up Iraq, didn't I? - Tony Blair on the Iraq situation

by Tony and Cherie Blair July 21, 2006

cock up

To make a complete mess of things. Derived from the traditional archery usage where, if the 'cock' feather was uppermost, the arrow would not fly straight.

That was a real cock up.

by Tawera March 29, 2008

Cock-Up

Another word for screw-up or screwup; to err.

Nothing goes right - it's just one cock-up after another!

by mrbadguy23 December 12, 2005