Cocked & Locked 

The act of having a boner and being ready to fuck, or you are ready do load your weapon.

Cody - "Hey Austin are you ready for the party tonight?"
Austin - "Yea im already Cocked & Locked and ready to fuck!"
Cody - "Sounds like a Yaytime!"

Cocked & Locked by ZirkeyTurkey September 21, 2009

Cocked Locked and Ready to Rock

A loaded gun with ammunition or a round in the chamber of the weapon that is cocked and hammer locked (if single action) or ready to be fired by simply pulling the trigger.

Often a carry handgun with a loaded magazine that has been cocked locked and ready to rock. It is ready to fire. If a single action pistol the hammer has been cocked back and locked in place. Only the trigger must be depressed to fire the weapon.

Cocked Locked and Ready to Rock by Steve2312002 January 25, 2009

cocked and locked 

"Cocked and locked" refers to a method of carrying a pistol, often a 1911 gov't model semiauto, with a round already in the chamber and the hammer cocked back and ready to fire. It is a term coined by police who carry 1911 pistols in this manner. Usually the holster strap is inserted between the hammer and firing pin for safety, which is snapped open when needed for a fast draw. It is actually safe to carry a 1911 model pistol in this way because of the redundant safety mechanisms such as the 1911's grip safety and thumb safety to protect against any accidental discharge until the weapon is on target and the shooter is ready to fire.

I like to carry my 1911 Colt Commander "cocked and locked" in my concealment holster when I go out. I want to be instantly ready for action if I have to draw. Having to rack your slide before firing could potentially get you killed.

cocked and locked by JJRtwu2008 March 20, 2008

Locked, cocked and ready to rock 

Totally prepared and/or anticipatory for a particular engagement. Generally used in the positive sense, for an event which one looks forward to. More euphonic than similar cocked locked and ready to rock.

"Dude, you still good for that party over at Jay-Jay's?"

"Shit, nigga -- I'm locked, cocked and ready to rock!"

Locked, cocked and ready to rock by EnglishMayjah February 8, 2009

Locked Stocked and Cocked and Ready to paint the town Red 

The quote given before ascending valhalla

Hes about to be locked stocked and cocked and ready to paint the town red

Locked Stocked and Cocked and Ready to paint the town Red by TheBellwether November 2, 2017

locked up rocked up cocked up 

it's when you cuck a prisoner while you the prisoner and his wife are all on crack rock

person 1: YOOOOO you know that bi**ch with the ti*s

person 2: the one whos husbend is in prison

person 1:i fu**ed her on crack
person2: so a locked up rocked up cocked up

locked up rocked up cocked up by Calp55 January 1, 2022

Cocker Locker 

When someone suddenly clenches her/his anal/vagina so tight that you can't get your penis out again, OR your penis is so wet and sqeezy, so it will fly out like a rocket.
It occasionly leaves bruces, and maybe even scratcmarks, whether it's stuck, or if it's sqeezed out.

Oh, man! Last night Emil gave me a really Cocker Locker! I couldn't get free for like 15 minutes! I were just paralyzed in agnoy, plesure and pain!

Cocker Locker by Ingdal February 12, 2009