Cock Womble

A person who actively searches for stuff to be a complete cock about. Often not content with using the subject once, will collect and recycle them for the next person to bear the brunt of the cock outburst.

Stop being a complete cock and complaining and about everything, you bloody Cock Womble!

by Stella Artois May 30, 2017

Cock wombling

The act of a gay man roaming public open spaces in search of a sexual encounter

"I see George Michael has been caught cock wombling on Hampstead heath again"

by chismspasm July 08, 2012

Cock womble

An idiot that dosnt think and walks around like a twat

(Guy trips over nothing) you are a cock womble

by Manswitthetime October 08, 2019

cock womble

a cock womble is a person that is a complete prick

Andrew: You know David? hes a bit of a cock womble
Aaron: Yea i know

by carrots are healthy December 30, 2018

Womble Cock

Somebody with a very small and hairy penis

I thought I had a small penis until I had a shower with the lads after the game. It was full of womble Cock!

by Lee Hacksaw February 04, 2009

Cock Womble

Someone who has an over exaggerated sense of themselves. Overstates their own ability and intelligence to the detriment of others.

You know that Jason, he is always going on about how good he is at poker, what a cock womble.

by The real Black Dog Poker May 12, 2023

Cock womble

Someone who plays around with your dick but doesn't take it any further

You're such a cock womble, goddamn girl.

by WockRomble May 11, 2018